Sunday, September 27, 2009

Strange but True Trivia

Do you accuse other people of taking your keys? Research suggests there is a marked difference between how younger and older people interpret misplacing their car keys. A young person usually blames it on someone else. “Who the $%## took my &#$%**# keys?” Senior citizens typically blame it on themselves. “I must be getting old. I misplaced my keys again.” Never use your age as an excuse for anything like this, and see if you don’t remain younger longer. It’s an effective mental trick.

Lou the mule is being hailed as a hero for saving the life of his owner in McMinnville, Tennessee. Jolene Solomon, 63, says she stepped outside her home on New Year's Day to see why Lou was braying so loudly and saw that her house was on fire. It burned to the ground, but she and Lou are safe. Forget a watch dog. Get a mule.

Weird Animal Trivia
What is unusual about a raccoon's penis? It contains a bone. I refuse to make a comment on this one.

After sex what does the female marine bristle worm do? She bites off the male’s penis and eats it. Too bad he isn’t built more like the raccoon.

If you like reading about weird animals on our planet, see my new Hubpages on the Komondor, the Axolotl, the Aye-Aye, the Dung Beetle, the Blobfish and the Star-Nosed Mole.

Celebrity Trivia - Before They Were Stars
Donald Trump was a rent collector. Some things never change.
Matthew McConaughey cleaned out chicken coops. The only direction he could go from there is up.
Marlon Brando dug ditches. Same comment as above.
Cyndi Lauper emptied dog kennels  Same comment as Matthew's and Marlon's.

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