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For those who are anguish-languish-challenged, here is the original version of Little Red Riding Hood for your comparison:
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived with her mother in a little cottage on the edge of a large, dark forest. This little girl often wore a pretty little red cloak with her little red hood, and for this reason people called her Little Red Riding Hood.
One morning, Little Red Riding Hood's mother called her inside. "Little Red Riding Hood, here's a little basket with some bread and butter and sugar cookies. Take this little basket to the cottage of your grandmother who lives on the other side of the forest. Shake a leg! Don't stop along the road! Don't stop to pick flowers! Don't dilly-dally in the forest, and under no circumstances, don't stop to talk with strangers!"
"Okay, Mother," responded Little Red Riding Hood, and took the little basket and started off. On the road to the cottage of her grandmother, Little Red Riding Hood met an enormous wolf.
"Well, well, well," said this wicked wolf. "If it isn't Little Red Riding Hood! Where is our pretty little girl going with her little basket?"
"I'm going to my grandmother's," replied the little girl. "Grandma's sick in bed. I'm taking her some bread and butter and sugar cookies."
"Oh, ho! Have a nice walk," said the wicked wolf, but he thought to himself, "I'll take a shortcut to the cottage of her grandmother. I'll catch up with her later, and then — Oh, boy!"
So the wicked wolf took a shortcut, and when he reached the cottage of her grandmother, peeked in a window, and saw that poor old woman was lying in her bed. And in a flash, this abominable wolf leaped on her bed, pounced on the poor old woman, and gobbled her up. Then this wretched animal put on the grandmother's nightcap and nightgown, and cuddled up in the bed.
In a little while, Little Red Riding Hood arrived at the cottage and rang the doorbell. "Come in, sweetheart," said the wicked wolf, disguising his voice. Little Red Riding Hood entered the bedroom and stood by her grandmother's bed.
"Oh, Grandma!" cried the little girl hysterically. "What big eyes you've got! I never saw such big eyes!"
"The better to look at you with, sweetheart," said the bloodthirsty wolf, with a wicked smile on his face.
"Oh, Grandma, what a big nose! I never saw such an enormous proboscis!"
"Better to smell you with, darling," whispered the old wolf, and his mouth was watering.
"Oh, Grandma, what a big mouth you've got! I never saw such a big mouth!"
Those were the unfortunate little girl's last words. All of a sudden, taking off the covers and springing out of the bed, this hardhearted wolf leapt on poor Little Red Riding Hood and gobbled her up.
There is a Moral: Under no circumstances should little girls stop to talk with strangers.
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